Paralyzed (Pokemon card already turned 90 degrees clockwise) At the end of the owners turn, recover from Paralysis
Well, Niv-Mizzet, VisionaryNiv-Mizzet, Visionary fits that bill at a 5/5, and will translate that five damage into five cards for each opponent it hits, as well
And it makes them ideal for a burn deck
You can tap a bunch of mana rocks then attack with something meaningless like a Thopter to deal a bunch of damage to something and dig through your deck to find your finishers
In roughly one out of every four Booster packs, there will be one of these reprinted List cards
From there, if you're not comfortable playing a deck with so few traditional offensive options, you can opt to take copies of a disruptive low-cost creature like Deep-Cavern Bat or something with surveil and card draw potential, such as Faerie Dreamthief.