Splitting Slime: this is a very easy card to turn monstrous
Like most Magic: The Gathering cards, the value of Don't Move depends on a few consistent factors: its rarity, the printing and finish (regular or foil), its physical condition, and the set it was printed in (Jurassic World Collection)
While I had the same reaction when first seeing Jumbo Cactuar's unique ability for the first time, the difference between 40, 10,000, or infinite damage is fairly negligible when they all have the same outcome by the end of a Commander match
You dont need other effects to deal with Ponders downsides
As with Anointed Procession , if you had a card that created two 1/1 Human tokens, instead you would create four 1/1 Human tokens, for example
Lone counterfeiters used to run an operation in their homes, printing out stickers on a home printer to lay over cheap Magic cards in an attempt to pass them off as the real thing