Phyrexia might have been defeated in the main story, but itll remain a real menace at the game table for a long time
Sometimes when youre trying to assemble a Christmas gift, you certainly want to tear it apart and throw it at the wall and this certainly does the Magic equivalent
Skullclamp, which was originally introduced in 2004s Darksteel set, has been banned in several MTG formats to maintain the games balance
This means itll sneak under a Gaddock Teeg, it wont be taxed by Reidane, God of the Worthy, and you can tutor for it with a Spellseeker
The "I didn't want to insult the cards" is already funny enough, but the bottom caption that confirms that this was actually a real line from Yu-Gi-Oh!'s English dub makes it even better
If youre looking for something a bit different to try in a somewhat stale format, you wont find much better than this.