No but seriously, it's cool to see another Pox-lite effect printed back into Standard, and unlike the last time a good card like this was printed in a set for the Standard rotation, this one is actually Commander-playable since it hits everyone and not just a target opponent
Its important to be able to identify this and simultaneously shift your card evaluation to optimize for the card (if its worth it, that is)
And all this time I thought Comic Sans was the font of blessings
Wizards of the Coast maintains an aggressive release schedule, often introducing 4-5 major expansion sets annually, each adding hundreds of new cards and numerous variants
Teval's primary role is not to lead the Sultai but to arbitrate the clan, acting as a check on the power of the Fangkeeper and other leaders as a balancing force
A similar argument can be made for Maester SeymourMaester Seymour, which clearly isn't nearly as good without becoming monstrous