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Where did he buy his peanut car

This 3½" electronic Emergency Chicken noisemaker fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much

We sometimes sing a song about blobfish that goes something like

bringing an actual chicken is impractical because a chicken’s lack of pants clashes even with our permissive business casual dress code

Pretend you're a squid deep under the sea looking for food as you lay under your covers at night

Furrybones Krampus Smart Stuff Where did he buy hisKrampus is the anti Santa Claus, but (the maker of this figure asked) what would happen if Krampus was only a skeleton. Surely it will make it easier for Krampus to get down the chimney to punish naughty kids. Comes with a bundle of switches and a terrified child.